The Quest for a Wide-Awake Princess (Snarky Princess Stories)

The Quest for a Wide Awake Princess Snarky Princess Stories Jack gently pulled aside the gauze and took a good look at the Princess Asnora snug in her bed lovely and fully primped by her doting maid on a stool guard person She is very beautiful Espressa clap

  • Title: The Quest for a Wide-Awake Princess (Snarky Princess Stories)
  • Author: Lia London
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 227
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Jack gently pulled aside the gauze and took a good look at the Princess Asnora, snug in her bed, lovely and fully primped by her doting maid on a stool guard person She is very beautiful Espressa clapped her hands in a little flutter Go on Kiss her Well, I suppose that would wake her up, he said with a shrug He leaned over tentatively and placed a polite kiss oJack gently pulled aside the gauze and took a good look at the Princess Asnora, snug in her bed, lovely and fully primped by her doting maid on a stool guard person She is very beautiful Espressa clapped her hands in a little flutter Go on Kiss her Well, I suppose that would wake her up, he said with a shrug He leaned over tentatively and placed a polite kiss on her forehead No, no, no Not like that Kiss her properly On the lips Why do you think I put on the lipstick Jack was still staring at the princess, bewildered that she had not yet moved with all the talking and movement around her Are you sure Give her a good, big kiss Not enjoying this quest as much as he would have imagined, Jack tried harder He kissed the Princess Asnora on the lips and then took a step back Wait for it, said Espressa, eagerly peeking at the princess She clawed at the air as if trying to pull the princess out of slumber Gritting her teeth, she muttered, Come on Wake up Wow, she s a really sound sleeper, said Jack, shaking his head I ll give it one try, and then I probably need to move on He knelt beside Princess Asnora, brushed a strand of her hair from her cheek and planted a movie style kiss on her lips Nothing In the tradition of Fractured Fairy Tales, the Snarky Princess Stories poke fun at traditional bedtime stories and liven things up with a layer of satire Perfect for tweens and teens who have outgrown their Disney princess nightgowns Be sure to look for the other titles in the series Princess Pennilopintha the Magic Mouse Made Momphibrak Saccharine White the 7 Dwarfs of SAGA Jane the Lake Serpent

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    1 thought on “The Quest for a Wide-Awake Princess (Snarky Princess Stories)”

    1. I've read and reviewed most of the books in this series (three out of four, now, I think), and I think this one was my favorite. There are a lot of sly modern day references tucked into a story that subtly mocks the Fairy Tale but not in a mean way. I really liked the horse, but I don't want to give away the two laugh out loud jokes involved with that. This is a short story, mind you. I finished it in about ten minutes before bed, but I still really enjoyed it. I'd like to see all of these stori [...]

    2. Laughs abound! I want more! I am a Lia London fan and have been waiting for the third short story in this series since I read the first two early this year. This story was so funny and so worth the wait. London's writing is impeccable, witty, and like a warm hug. I want more more more! I believe this is my favorite one of the series and I really hope there's more.

    3. I really liked this installment in the Snarky Princess series, as it was from the point of view of a prince searching for a princess to marry. The butler is hilarious, and there are many laugh out loud moments. The ending was totally unexpected, which is what makes it so fun!

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