B*stard

B stard B stard is a twisted version of Adrian Mole and Bridget Jones it charts the last year of Sebastian Murphy s time at Sixth Form He doesn t fit in much but he never has so that s fine by him Or so he

  • Title: B*stard
  • Author: John Courtney
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  • Page: 446
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  • B stard is a twisted version of Adrian Mole and Bridget Jones it charts the last year of Sebastian Murphy s time at Sixth Form He doesn t fit in much, but he never has, so that s fine by him Or so he says Join him on his hilarious quest for emancipation from education, Jolly Peckers, social acceptance and his boss breath Most eighteen year olds would kill to beB stard is a twisted version of Adrian Mole and Bridget Jones it charts the last year of Sebastian Murphy s time at Sixth Form He doesn t fit in much, but he never has, so that s fine by him Or so he says Join him on his hilarious quest for emancipation from education, Jolly Peckers, social acceptance and his boss breath Most eighteen year olds would kill to be in the upper echelons of the Sixth Form social strata, but no Not I You know why Because most of the people I go to Sixth Form with are complete mong gloids The Cool Clan can lick my left one, the God Squad can JESUS OFF for all I care and the Drifters really ought to think about using a bar of soap than obsessing about serious music, which is MOANY and DULL and not becoming of one of my disco parties for one Oh no Karl Marx peace be upon him harped on about a revolution, which I m getting bored of waiting for, quite frankly Until it happens, I m trapped here But that s okay I have one academic year to go an academic year where I will commit my observations to paper, for posterity That way, when the revolution comes, I will be able to reminisce about how right I was Until this time finally gets its rump in gear, I shall impatiently wait I shall attend Sixth Form where I will smile okay, grimace nod and answer to my pithy nickname It s not particularly endearing At school, I m not Sebby, Sebs or even Sebastian Oh no On my first day in year seven I was Christened Sebastard, but now I m just referred to wholesale as Bastard Even by some of the teachers Who are complete bastards, especially Chip Pan Charlie, the Head of Sixth Form.The place is a shissen holen Hopefully, that s German for Shit Hole but I m not entirely sure I gave German up in Year Nine because the subject was boring, overly gutteral and the teacher was rumoured to have skid marks Vile There should be a law against it, don t you think When I m not at school, I will un happily take the blame from my parents for all the stuff my brother Harry does and I ll work at ShitSave and the pub where I ll try not to let my Marxist tendencies get the better of me, although I can t promise I buy the Socialist Worker, for God s sake I might not read it, but I buy it all the same

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    Ghost Emperor Wild Wife Dandy Eldest Miss Chapter The largest web novels community in the world Chapter A B stard Matched with a B tch, a Perfect Couple Translator Zen_ Editor Rock Rik Mayall Richard Michael Mayall March June was an English comedian, actor and writer Mayall formed a close partnership with Ade Edmondson while they were students at Manchester University, and became a pioneer of Capo s Pizza Best Pizza in Ashtabula County Since New Arrivals Bell s Brewery Oberon Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin IPA Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shutdown Ale Founder s Dirty B stard Alexander Hamilton Lyrics Lin Manuel Miranda Genius Alexander Hamilton Lyrics How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a The Official Phil Spector Site The Official Phil Spector On April , , Phil Spector put the final touches on the Beatles Let It Be album, ending their time as a recording entity until the Anthology project in the mid s. Austin Powers wav files and sound bites The Sound Sounds from the Austin Powers Movies Yeh, baby Mike Myers nails this British spy who despite being quite inept, somehow always gets his man Myers also nails Dr Evil, in this like classic comedy. Muslim Man Attacks Franciscan Friar At Cafe And Tries Aug , Muslim Man Attacks Franciscan Friar At Cafe And Tries To Rip His Cross Off, Tells Him You Are A B Stard And Son Of A Whore, I Am Going To Kill You You Need To Fear Me, I Am An Arab The Days Of The Reconquista Are Returning Data Centre BOFH The Register Sysadmins gone wild The extraordinary tales of the Bastard Operator from Hell BOFH and quicklime fetching minion Pimply Faced Youth PFY Rik Mayall Rik Mayall Harlow, Essex, maart Londen, juni was een Engels komiek, die vooral geassocieerd werd met absurdistische humor. Naast verschillende series, vaak met collega komiek Adrian Edmondson, maakte Mayall ook een aantal films. Chris Ramsey s Stand Up Central CCUK Chris Ramsey presents some of his favourite acts Chris Ramsey s Stand Up Central Chris Ramsey presents some of his favourite acts Nine left field veteran keepers signed by the big clubs Football Lee Grant will be the latest in a series of left field keepers signed by Man Utd Liverpool and Arsenal too. Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F ken Tree Getting impaled doesn t sound like much fun at all In fact, it sounds pretty sh t In movies it s reserved for the real f khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warzone. Will Power Estate Protection Ltd You can be sure that once we have visited you to examine your family s circumstances we will recommend the most appropriate services for your situation, and our range of products is second to none in the field of wealth and care fee protection. Parents Guide A mutated wolf takes out several soldiers with sight of them being thrown through the air, chomped down on and bitten in half Most of the action cuts away before anything graphic is seen, though some blood is visible on guns and the environment after.

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