The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump

The Hannelack Fanny Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump Funny erotic short story contains adult content One weekend a few months after my glorious ass awakening John and I went on a road trip I d leaned over sideways and lifted my skirt up over my hips so

  • Title: The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump
  • Author: Lori Schafer
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 283
  • Format: ebook
  • Funny erotic short story contains adult content One weekend a few months after my glorious ass awakening, John and I went on a road trip I d leaned over sideways and lifted my skirt up over my hips so that he could rest his hand on my ass while he was driving Sunshine was streaming through the open sunroof and my butt felt warm in spite of its near nakedness How I relFunny erotic short story contains adult content One weekend a few months after my glorious ass awakening, John and I went on a road trip I d leaned over sideways and lifted my skirt up over my hips so that he could rest his hand on my ass while he was driving Sunshine was streaming through the open sunroof and my butt felt warm in spite of its near nakedness How I relished that sensation now Suddenly a truck horn sounded Hey I heard a man yell Hey, wide load A year before, I would have been mortified Not any.I turned to look A semi was travelling beside us The man in the passenger seat was staring at my bared ass The driver was leaning over, trying to get a look Like what you see, boys I yelled back, jerking my body in my seat to set my rump to rippling WOOOO EEEE Shake that ass, mama In that moment, something possessed me It was as if the beast that had so long been bolted to my bottom had finally broken free of its cage It wanted out All the way out.I unhooked my seatbelt and jumped up on my seat With effort I wriggled my way through the open sunroof, ass and all And then I wiggled out of my panties, lifted up my skirt, and showed myself to the world Every last wobbling inch of me Look at my ass I yelled, slapping it hard with my palm Look at my ass I was bouncing, jumping up and down in place, and my ass, behemoth that it was, was bouncing, too, the fat landing on the warm roof of the car and then retreating back up to my waist in happy rhythm while I pointed and laughed Look at my ass A young woman s life is changed forever when she discovers what everyone around her has known all along that a renowned family characteristic has re emerged in a most unfortunate location her own backside Follow her journey from embarrassment to acceptance to unbridled joy as she learns to appreciate the wonders of going through life with the Hannelack fanny.

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    1. What’s a girl to do when she comes face to face with the fact that DNA has been overly generous with her family (right around the midsection) and she has to deal with a backside of Kardashian proportions?Well, for the heroine in Lori Schafer’s new story, The Hannelack Fanny, there are three stages, 1 - denial (bulky sweats and tent dresses), 2 - acceptance (sorrowfully) and finally, 3 – rejoicing (brought on by a boyfriend who really appreciates her gifts.) It’s this latter stage that gi [...]

    2. This wasn't at all what i was expecting. It was cute, funny and entertaining. It wasn't a serious and graphic romp. It had great self satisfying humor that kept me invested and enthralled. It was a good quick giggle. I liked it.

    3. "The Hannelack Fanny: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump" is a fun read.Janet has a big fanny. It's genetic. All the women of the Hannelack family have one. And she is so embarrassed by it. Everything else about Janet is perfectly shaped, but she has a lot of junk in the trunk. She has learned how to hide it: long skirts, big backpacks, staying near walls, and never letting her boyfriends see her naked with the lights on.But everything changed the night John woke up when she slip [...]

    4. Humor and erotica isn’t a combo I can remember ever seeing together (although I’m sure that’s me, not you). This is fun (the erotica part), funny (humor, obviously), and if you have a puritan side that refuses to be repressed, a part of you that won’t allow you to just have a good laugh, you might find The Hannelback Fanny has a serious life lesson or two as well.**Originally written for "Books and Pals" book blog. May have received a free review copy. **

    5. This is a humorous erotic short story about a girl named Janet and how she learned to love her large rump. I found it surprisingly enjoyable.

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