Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting

Mommyfesto We Solemnly Swear % Because We Have Kids A Book about the Reality of Parenting The goal of parenting is to train your children to have slightly better manners than a dog If you ve achieved that by the end of day or even if you ve failed majestically trying it is important to c

  • Title: Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting
  • Author: Leanne Shirtliffe
  • ISBN: 9781629146966
  • Page: 399
  • Format: Hardcover
  • The goal of parenting is to train your children to have slightly better manners than a dog If you ve achieved that by the end of day or even if you ve failed majestically trying , it is important to celebrate the little things Like bedtime And screw top wine And with Mommyfesto, by award winning humor blogger Leanne Shirtliffe, you ll learn the nitty gritty about whatThe goal of parenting is to train your children to have slightly better manners than a dog If you ve achieved that by the end of day or even if you ve failed majestically trying , it is important to celebrate the little things Like bedtime And screw top wine And with Mommyfesto, by award winning humor blogger Leanne Shirtliffe, you ll learn the nitty gritty about what it means to be a real parent Without resorting to stereotypical poo and pee jokes, Shirtliffe finds humor in the insanity of raising children and celebrates using how to parent like an expert books as paperweights for your child s art collection in the recycling bin Mommyfesto contains than 150 realistic and downright humorous truths about parenting, such as A Band Aid and a kiss solve most daily crises So does talking like a pirate Expectations of child rearing should be thrown out the window It s better than throwing out your child If you can survive parented piano lessons, you can survive a zombie apocalypse And much Mommyfesto offers parents the opportunity to laugh at the absurdity of childrearing and to realize there is no right way to do it Blank pages in the back of the book encourage moms and dads, too to add their beliefs whether bizarre, funny, or even serious to the book, making this a go to guide for generations of crazed parents

    • ☆ Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting || ✓ PDF Read by ☆ Leanne Shirtliffe
      399 Leanne Shirtliffe
    • thumbnail Title: ☆ Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting || ✓ PDF Read by ☆ Leanne Shirtliffe
      Posted by:Leanne Shirtliffe
      Published :2018-09-01T06:25:06+00:00

    1 thought on “Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting”

    1. LOVED Mommyfesto. As a new parent, I could already relate to so many of Leanne's "mommy isms." I laughed and only wished I had a glass of wine in my hand as I read along. HIGHLY recommend. quick and easy read while mommy has 20 minutes to herself I will read this over and over when I need a good laugh or parenting reassurance.

    2. Love it! Keep picking it up and finding another reason to laugh out loud. Cant wait to give a copy to my sister for Christmas.

    Leave a Reply

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *