Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics (2012 Election Edition)

Elect to Laugh A Hilarious Common Sense Guide to American Politics Election Edition ABOUT THE BOOK Q For whom is this book intended A This book is designed as a comprehensive guide to the Presidential Election for potential voters and non voters alike Q What do you mean by poten

  • Title: Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics (2012 Election Edition)
  • Author: Will Durst
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  • Page: 439
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • ABOUT THE BOOK Q For whom is this book intended A This book is designed as a comprehensive guide to the 2012 Presidential Election for potential voters and non voters alike Q What do you mean by potential non voters A People who haven t read the book Q Any particular sort of potential voter A Potential voters of all types the decided, the undecided, the almost,ABOUT THE BOOK Q For whom is this book intended A This book is designed as a comprehensive guide to the 2012 Presidential Election for potential voters and non voters alike Q What do you mean by potential non voters A People who haven t read the book Q Any particular sort of potential voter A Potential voters of all types the decided, the undecided, the almost, kind of, really close to, near the vicinity of decided and the you couldn t budge me with anything less than a 300,000 direct deposit into my Swiss Bank Account decided Q What questions does this book answer A Easy questions Hard questions Any question that could possibly be answered by a series of smartass, cynical, semi schmaltzy, highly acerbic, humorist type ramblings Even stupid questions Remember there are no stupid question only Low Information Voters Q What does that mean A Low Information Voter is a new demographic category that means stupid people But the great thing is you get to say it right in front of them ROTFLMFAOLARTB Q Got an example A A recent poll shows 52% of Mississippi Republicans still believe President Obama is Muslim And that doesn t include the hefty percentage who believe he s muslin Q Isn t that a loosely woven cotton fabric A Correctamundo And yes, it does tend to confuse them, but it s a state to which they ve become accustomed Q You mean Mississippi A Exactly Now you ve got it Q Got what A I don t know, but it s all over the front of your shirt Go directly to the bathroom and wash it off Immediately after purchasing the book, that is EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK Democracy Is The New Black Welcoming the revolting flocks of the Mid East with a few cautionary notes about freedom Congratulations from the United States of America to all our freedom loving brothers and sisters in Egypt and Yemen and Jordan and Oman and Tunisia and Libya and Iran and Bahrain and Morocco and Algeria and maybe someday soon Saudi Arabia for standing up to your dictatorial overlords and clutching at the guano covered branches of freedom Jolly good You ve made majority rule fashionable again Democracy is the new black We are all totally psyched how you ve dragged yourselves kicking and screaming from the dark ages into the middle 19th Century You may be excited to hear about some other upgrades we ve made in areas such as in transportation, communications, and hygiene It s all there in your orientation packet Watch some MTV Ignore Jersey Shore No, they re not real Got to warn you though, self rule isn t all a bed of roses It has a thorny learning curve Rubs rough on beginners You might want to spend some time wading out towards the deep end wearing your feudal water wings before jumping straight into the parliamentary pool Thing is, don t expect the world to change overnight England has been dancing with democratization since the thirteenth century and they re still curtseying to the Queen Usually what happens is you lose one tyrannical despot only to gain another You could avoid a particular mistake we made and find someone who can spell despot Buy the book to read

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